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30 Day TV Challenge, Part 2

Day 20: Favorite Recurring Character

Barney: “The temp agency said that you are fluent in QuickBooks Pro, correct?”
Jean-Ralphio: “Oh right yeah, we should cover that. Y’see, my resume might not actually be accurate, right? So I have no idea what you’re talking about. Don’t know what QuickBooks are.”
Barney: “You don’t have any accounting experience?”
Jean-Ralphio: “No, no, no, Barney, c’mon. But you don’t have to be an accountant to know that this girl is a 10. Yo, what up, Diaz? Come here often?”
Nancy: “To my job?”
Jean-Ralphio: “Oh, sharp mouth on her also. Shut it.”
Nancy: “Is this the new temp who’s supposed to help me with the spreadsheets?”
Jean-Ralphio: “You wanna talk about spreading the sheets, we can go back to my place and I will rock your-“
Barney: “You’re fired.”
Jean-Ralphio: “That makes sense. So I just go out the same way I came in?”